EMG: Upcoming movies i’m looking forward to.

There is some great upcoming movies that i’m really looking forward too! Considering there has been some considerable recent flops and winners that have been released recently, i hope that these movies are as great as they look.

Prom night.
Iron Man.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian,
Speed Racer.
Get Smart.
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs.
Hellboy II: The Golden Army.
G.I joe.
Transformers 2.
Xmen Origins: Wolverine.
Justice League.
Spiderman 4
Batman TDK

Some movies that aren’t coming so soon:

Astroboy!

EMG: School Holidays

Well today was officially the second day of the school holidays, and quite frankly i hate it. Every school holidays means i have to be at home, nowhere else. I Rather stay at school then listen to my mum’s sh!t all day. Today wasn’t so bad, because i spent 5 hours at work.

Only bad thing about work now is that there are nagging 10 year olds, i mean freeken hell, every 10 minutes, “Ohh mummy why can’t i have this? Can you get this for me mummy? WHHA WHAA WAAA!!” It’s like STFU!!!

Then i get home, and i have to listen to my mum’s sh!t. Altough here it is worse, every 10 seconds she goes on about something, and when she doesn’t have something to go on about she finds something to go on about, and when she cant find something she makes something. It’s a never ending process! Its just complaining, nagging, nagging complaining. When i complain she says why don’t you go somewhere else and do it? Its like WTF!!

Then she tells me to leave the house - something i will quite happily do - but when i try to go out she finds some excuse to either not let me out, or she will find something to stall me. One minute she tells me to leave the house, the next she complains that i’m leaving the house. So i’m pretty much stuck in the house, not even aloud out to my friends.

You just cant win.

To cheer us all up heres a bonds add - It’s hot.

EMG: Superhero Movie!

Emg there is a new movie coming out this Thursday, 10th of April, called “Superhero Movie!”, if any judging by the IMBD movie page this is going to be another flop! Following other parodies such as the “Scary Movie” franchise, and the epic fail of “Date movie”, and “Epic Movie”, i would assume this is by the same writers. I don’t know about you but I’m getting so bored with all these spoofs off of movies, cant someone think of something original anymore?

This movie is already off to a bad start, i mean how many people have even heard of this thing? The movies marketing team should be fired, I only heard about it in a related Google search of “SuperHero”. This also seems to be coming out at a bad time, just a month or two after the “Epic (Fail) Movie”.

Just so you know what to watch out for here is a quick synopsis:

Finally, the guys behind the outrageously silly “Scary Movie” franchise have used their own ’special powers’ to spoof superhero movies. After being bitten by a genetically altered dragonfly, high school loser Rick Riker develop superhuman abilities like incredible strength and armored skin. Rick decides to use his new powers for good and becomes a costumed crime fighter known as “The Dragonfly.” However, standing in the way of his destiny is the villainous Lou Landers. After an experiment gone wrong, Lou develops the power to steal a person’s life force and in a dastardly quest for immortality becomes the supervillain, “The Hourglass.” With unimaginable strength, unbelievable speed and deeply uncomfortable tights, will the Dragonfly be able to stop the sands of The Hourglass and save the world?

I guess we have to wait and see how big a flop this movie will really turn out to be.

Trailer:

EMG: Crist?

EMG! Wth is a crist?

Man has been asking this question since the dawn of time.

I’ve set out to find it!!!

A google search will return you up to 3,580,000 and the first 2 will tell you of some person named “Charlie Crist”, coincidence? I think not!!

When you google search “Charlie Crist” there is a return of 587,000 hits! Government conspiracy!!!11

(And i mean Crist. Not Christ)

EMG: Keyboard!!!

EMG! My keyboard keeps pissing me off! Out of nowhere my ‘G’, ‘H’, and ‘Backspace’ buttons stop working!! It pees me off when i’m trying to write something, specially when i’m trying to talk about ‘Supernatural’ habits with Stuart and Mikayla.

EMG: Supernatural

Emg Supernatural is a great show! I Started watching Season one and EMG, IT IS HOT!

For all you idiots out there who don’t know what Supernatural is here is a quick explanation:

Twenty-two years ago, Two brothers, Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester lost their mother to a mysterious and demonic supernatural force. Subsequently, their father John (raised them to be soldiers. He taught them about the paranormal evil that lives in the dark corners and on the back roads of America… and he taught them how to kill it.

More here